Caleb: Burp! (but you know, the actual sound) That was fake. Burp! Burp! hehe! That was fake!
Me: I expect you to say ‘excuse me’ every time you burp, even if it’s fake. Don’t be rude.
C: Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!
M: Be careful, you missed one!
C: Oh. Burp! Excuse me. Burp! Excuse me. Burp! Excuse me. Burp! Excuse me.
M: (then I can’t help interrupting him at this point) I think that’s enough. How about you make some other noises now like those dog noises you’re so good at.
C: Mmmooooooooommmmmm!!! Not in public! Sheesh!