Me: I’m looking forward to Ana being a little older. She’s wearing me out.
Shane: Yeah, she’s a handful. And I gotta tell you something really gross.
Me: Is it grosser than her sucking on the toilet bowl cleaner?
Shane: Uh. No… But I caught Ana sucking on a toothbrush that she got from the trash can.
Me: *sigh* Yup, that sounds about right.
And don’t worry people. We have the number to Poison Control on our refrigerator.