Eliza had been sleeping regularly from 7:30pm to 2-3am. But for some time now she’s added an 11-12am feeding. I realized I was losing it when this happened last night when we were trying to get the kids to bed…
I was feeding Eliza and Shane passed by singing “The Neverending beeeedtime…”
I laughed really hard at this and he looked at me kinda funny cause I usually don’t laugh at his jokes.
Me: I think I’m getting delirious.
Shane: Yeah, ’cause it wasn’t that funny.
And then I literally couldn’t stop laughing for like two minutes.
So when Eliza woke up at 12:04am, I had a great idea to just feed her on one side because she’s 3.5 months and obviously doesn’t need to eat. She just needs some good mommy training sessions.
Then she woke up at 1:42am. I fed her twice this time realizing my plan was backfiring.
But Eliza wanted to make sure I got the point really well.
She woke up at 4:05am.
And then 6:43am.
And during this feeding she let loose with some #2 and leaked all over my jammies.
When I started to clean her up she did this to me…
Ok Eliza. I forgive you. And yes, I’ve learned my lesson.
All baby training classes are cancelled until further notice.