*Walking to the bus stop this morning*
C: I have a girlfriend Mommy.
M: Um. Really? What’s her name?
C: Uh. I don’t know.
M: (laughing) Okay, well, I think it would be a good idea if you asked her what her name is today.
And so I’m also thinking, OMG! He’s only 5! Does it really start this early?