This was a conversation Shane had with Caleb while I was away in Hawaii:
Caleb: Daddy, if I save up all my dollars and coins, can I buy a house soon?
Shane: Well, not soon. It takes a lot of money to buy a house.
C: Yes. I think I can. I can probably buy a house when I turn 10. And then you and mommy can live there and pay me alimony!
S: You mean rent?
C: Oh yeah. You can pay me rent.
I have no idea where he heard about alimony! Does anyone even get alimony anymore?